I'm borrowing my friend Josh's car for the week. You need to know that.
I took my lunch break today and thought I'd get some gas before I picked up some Arbys. I do love my roast beef. So I'm at the gas pump, and everything's fine... I only put $15 in because I'm poor, and as I was finishing up, someone's car alarm started going off. It was the worst and loudest noise I had ever heard. Just imagine every horrible noise, roll those into one and you have it. So I looked around and zeroed in on what I thought to be the source of the car alarm; the girl in front of me. She looked back at me and I just stared at her, wondering why she wasn't doing anything about it. This all went on for about 30+ seconds until I realized that it was MY car alarm that was going off. Well, I've never owned a car that even knew what an alarm was, so I was thrown into a panic. I must say I kept my calm though. I walked over to the drivers seat and just turned the car on. And it stopped. Quick thinking I say. But then I thought I had lost the cap to the gas tank in my time of worry. I searched and searched for it, and finally found it twisted back where it was supposed to be. Goodness.
1. What did the dad say when his kids complained about him making them go to the non-nudist beach?
- There are no butts about it.
2. What did the spaghetti say to the lone macaroni noodle in the bowl with it?
-Impasta!
Copyright: me 2008
4 comments:
Oh my goodness! I would be the exact same way with an alarm. I'd throw dirty looks at all the other cars and then turn crimson in shame after realizing it was me.
I love those jokes! Did you make them up? I know that you are creative- but THAT creative? :)
I don't get the jokes. Probably because I had my sense of humor surgically reduced.
Did you seriously make those up? Cause they're pretty good.
You should submit them to Laffy Taffy.
I really and honestly did make those up. And I'm so glad you like them. Some people don't, but I guess they just don't understand the intense process of joke making. Maybe I will send them into Laffy Taffy. I hadn't even thought about that. Thanks, Cameron. :) Feel free to tell them to a loved one at a casual dinner or to friends at a party. Just say "copyright Emily Maher 2008" after and we should be fine. Ha.
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